侠盗(dào )“一枝花”专劫富济(🍩)贫故为人钦佩,却因(🔱)正义感得(🍥)罪了一名蛇蝎美人,该女子名(míng )叫“仇女”虽(suī )嫁与一土豪(háo )(🎏)“孤(🌗)寒财主”为妾(🖲)但始终不忘(👑)被(🎩)“一枝花”所(suǒ )(🕯)辱,誓必(bì )要(yào )将“一枝(zhī )花(🚥)”置于死地。“一(yī )枝花(🍮)”浪迹江(jiāng )湖,但“仇女”并未(wèi )因而放(fàng )(⏺)过(🚢)他,反而更诬(🥁)造许多盗窃案令官方大举(jǔ )追(zhuī )缉之。其时江湖上(shàng )(🙂)出现(xiàn )两个小人物(wù ),一(yī )肥(🙄)一瘦,肥名“胀爆(bào )”为(🍄)人憨直(🤷),因仰慕“一枝(zhī )花”而(👺)喜扮(bàn )大侠(xiá ),瘦(🕐)名“扭纹柴”常(cháng )自作(👣)聪(🗳)明经常撞板,喜(🏉)占小便(biàn )宜,为了官方(😊)之花红(hóng )到(🐛)处找寻(🐨)“一枝花”,而(ér )偶遇(yù )上“胀爆”后来(lái )反成莫逆之交(📧),两人(rén )更结伴一(👌)同寻找“一(👵)枝(♌)花(💸)”……